MAKE ME LAUGH!
A gorgeous young redhead went to the doctor\’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
\”Impossible!\” said the doctor. \”Show me.\”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her chest and
screamed. Then she pushed on her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed on her knee and screamed; likewise, she pushed on her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched herself, she screamed.
The doctor finally said, \”You\’re not really a redhead, are you?
\”Well, no\” she said, \”I\’m actually a blonde.\”
\”I thought so,\” the doctor said. \”Your finger is broken\”
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