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Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter\’s swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, \”Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!\”

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, \”Quit looking out the window! Aren\’t you paying attention to me?\”

\”Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma\’am. It\’s just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they\’d show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!\”

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from PhillyHistory.org

There Used To Be A Ballpark Here

It is hard to envision the corner of Broad and Lehigh in North Philadelphia as the site of the first \’modern\’ baseball stadium in America. Yet, before there was Citizens Bank Park, or the Vet, or Connie Mack Stadium, which was originally know as Shibe Park, National League Park was the destination of choice for Philadelphia’s baseball fanatics.

The park was erected in 1887. After a fire destroyed most of the stadium in 1894, team ownership rebuilt the stadium using steel, brick and concrete. The choice of building materials was intended to prevent future fires, but they also allowed architects to push the boundaries of stadium construction. Then, as today, sports stadiums were places where cities could show progress and modernity. The rebuilt park cost more than $80,000, seated 18,000 people and became the first to include an upper deck supported by cantilevers. The cantilevers made headlines because they removed the need for the unsightly support columns that obstructed the views of fans sitting in the stadium’s lower level. Small field dimensions also distinguished the stadium and garnered it the nicknames \”The Cigar Box\” and \”The Band Box\”. In right field a 40 foot wall stretched skyward and helped turn sure home runs into singles or doubles. The wall eventually climbed to 60 feet and became prime advertising space. A hump in center field covering a partially submerged railroad tunnel led many to give the stadium another nickname, \”The Hump\”. After William F. Baker purchased the Phillies, the stadium acquired its most endearing moniker, \”The Baker Bowl\”.

Unfortunately for Phillies fans, the new ownership did not help the perennially poor performance of the team. In the 51 years that the team called the Baker Bowl home (1887-1938) it won only one pennant (1915) and consistently finished at or near the bottom of the league standings. Even the presence of future baseball hall-of-famers Chuck Klein and Grover Cleveland Alexander could not raise the team above mediocrity. Putting a poor product on the field resulted in poor attendance and diminished profits. To compensate, ownership began using the stadium for purposes other than baseball. A cycling ring was installed in an attempt to capitalize on the cycling craze of the early twentieth century. During the 1910s and 1920s local police and fireman’s organizations rented the ballpark for large events. They held rodeos and parades there. The accompanying photos depict a few of the Philadelphia Police Department’s annual reviews, which featured marching bands and military-style processions.

Despite the performance of the hometown team, the Baker Bowl left Philadelphians with many lasting memories. In 1915 Woodrow Wilson sat in the stands of the park, becoming the first president to attend a World Series game. In 1935 Babe Ruth made his last professional appearance there when he withdrew from a game at the stadium. And, Negro League World Series games were played at the park from 1924-1926. Even the fledgling Philadelphia Eagles franchise played there for time during the 1930s.

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Obit Stevens

STEVENS, MARGARET J. \’PEG\’
Suddenly, On December 19, 2006. (nee Chorzelewski) Age 65. Of Gloucester City. Formerly of North Camden.
Loving wife of 46 years to Vernon Harry Stevens
of Gloucester City. Devoted mother of William C. Stevens (Tamara) of Gloucester City and Timothy R. Stevens (Allison Croge) of Bridgeport. Beloved grandmother of Corey D. Stevens and Melissa H. Stevens of Gloucester City. Dear Sister of Dorothy Maccarella (Bob Shorten) of Berlin.
Peg was a resident of Gloucester City for the last 38 years.
Relatives and friends are kindly invited to attend her visitation on Friday, January 5, 2007 from 5:30 pm to 7:30 pm at the Highland Park Church of God: Market Street at Baynes Avenue, Gloucester City, N.J. 08030.
Memorial Service 7:30 pm in the church officiated by Pastor William Dilks. Cremation is private at the request of the family.
Family requests that no flowers be present for the service.
Memorial Donations may be made in Peg\’s memory to Highland Park Church of God at the above address. Please write Margaret Stevens in the memo of the check.
Expressions of sympathy may be e-mailed to the family through our funeral home website www.mccannhealey.com under online obituaries of Margaret J. \’Peg\’ Stevens. Funeral Arrangements and Inquires may be made through:

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Lions Alumni News

ATTENTION GHS ALUMNI!

Subscribe to the GHS Alumni Newsletter for just $5. You receive three issues per year featuring class reunion info, upcoming events, letters and pictures from alumni and many other articles. Make your check payable to GHS Alumni Assoc. and mail to Janet Bevan
at 522 Jefferson Ave., Gloucester City, NJ 08030.

Posted on November 20, 2006 in LIONS ALUMNI News

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Alumni meetings

Gloucester City High School Alumni News:

All alumni are invited to attend the monthly meetings
held the second Monday of each month. Alumni meet at
the M.E. Costello School Library at 7 p.m. Meetings
run approximately one hour. New members and new ideas
are welcome
!

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Jan 2

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Deep

Thought For the Day

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
P.J. O’Rourke US humorist and political commentator.

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Top Stories

Top Stories for the State of New Jersey

Here there are, nominated and voted on by Blue Jersey\’s own dedicated corps of hard-charging, conservative-taunting, progressive-leaning writers and readers.

Follow the links to remind yourself why these were such big stories in 2006, and the role you all played in them.

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Christmas

East meets West

WHEN EAST MEETS WEST  

Commentary By Hank Miller Jr.

Note: Hank was born and raised in Gloucester City, NJ and now lives with his family in Japan.

YOU CALL THAT TWIG A CHRISTMAS TREE ?

The Japanese have adopted Christmas with great zeal, in the same manner
they have adopted other Western things such as Snoopy and Disney. The
holiday-with glittery trees, sparkly lights and fairy-tale songs-is
irresistible to the Japanese.

This along with the \”I want it!\” mentality, has made Christmas very
popular.It\’s equally surprising that the Japanese haven\’t made Christmas an official season,like spring or fall. After all,there are seasonal foods,
seasonal plants and decorations. The Christmas season is no longer than
the rainy season, spanning as much as three months in some parts of
Western Japan,such a where I live.

This year, many houses in my area of the island put up outdoor Christmas lights. This is because the Japanese find Christmas lights absolutely after all, pachinko polors Japanese game centers where adults can gamble.They have known the appeal of blinking lights for decades.

On this island, the most popular lights seem to be the kind that flash
in eight patterns.The Christmas season starts in November,when trees all the country are unceremoniously converted to Christianity. Potted evergreens are kidnapped from the garden and dressed with you guessed it …ornaments,and even wild bamboo may be subjected to a Santa doll shimmying up the stalk.

Although most Japanese boast of having a Christmas tree in their house,
I have noticed definite rules:

No large,untamed trees inside the house!

Although drawings of pine trees are common on\”shoji\” doors,you really should not let the brutes inside the house.Thus the Japanese never ave real Christmas trees inside. This is in line with Japan\’s\”no houseplants\” rule,which was adopted a long time ago because ikebana is so Territorial.

No competition please, no botanical beauty pageants please.Another reason you shouldn\’t have a real tree inside at all is that fake is di rigeur in Japan.

To me,this is like the difference between looking at a turkey dinner or
just the picture of a turkey dinner,but in Japan, there\’s a whole business of making imitation products.

Fake nature sounds,such as plastic cherry blossom, plastic bamboo and
plastic grass.Who would want a real sap-dripping tree emitting a natural pine aroma?
Besides,a real tree might drop its needles!

An indoor Christmas tree should be 30 to 40 cm high and come as a boxed set with all the trimmings, including extra lights on the side,to go.Just take it home,plug it in and wallah!:It\’s a 1,000-watt Christmas.Your little dynamo tree should have enough presence to double as a disco ball,with Christmas music and fit for a dance party.Preferably the Christmas tree is encased in a plastic display box and is small enough to move from place to place with one hand.Place the tree on top of the refrigerator,or some other out-of-the-way lace.

If you choose to get a slightly bigger tree,40 to 50 cm,and decorate it ourself,as one of my friends has,then you can decorate in the\”free style.\” It seems they used anything as a Christmas tree ornament,even ramen
noodles spray painted various colors etc. Garlands were applied
vertically,and the lights lit up just one portion of the tree.

To apply \” icicles\” or the silvery Christmas\”rain,\” try this method. First stand a certain distance from the tree. Take a glob of icicles in our hand and roll them in your palms as if you were making mochi rice cakes. After you have made a tight ball of the stuff, adopt a pitcher\’s
stance and throw! Where ever icicles land on the tree is where they should stay. f your tree lists to one side, no problem. If it looks a little drunk,it\’s OK.

After all,the Christmas tree is just an imitation of nature.

A Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year from Kitakyushu City ,Japan Hank & Keiko,The Miller Family

Posted on December 11, 2006 in LIONS ALUMNI NEWS | Permalink

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The City Mayor vs the police dept.

Mayor Gorman responds to article; see post below….

Former Gloucester Mayor Gorman Fighting A Legal Battle With The City That Elected Him; Battle is Over City Police Department Records

By Bill Cleary

Reporter\’s Note: Since 2004 former Gloucester City Mayor Robert Gorman has been fighting a court battle with the City of Gloucester and the Police Department over information that he feels should be released under OPRA. In doing research I found a recent decision handed down on the proceedings that is dated December 14, 2006. A link to that decision appears at the bottom of this post. I must warn you it is quite long.

According to the legal document, \”while Mr. Gorman was still the Mayor of Gloucester City there was uncomplimentary material posted on NJ.com. It is stated that Mr. Gorman believed that some of these postings were made by Gloucester City Police Officers, and he also believes they could have made these posts while on duty at police headquarters. Apparently, while he was Mayor, Mr. Gorman requested that the Police Department investigate these allegations. It is also stated that, \”Mr. Gorman believed that the Gloucester City Police Department was attempting to harm and/or harass him and now wants to review the results and status of the various internal investigations he requested while he was still mayor of Goucester City.\”

Continuing my research I was able to find a article about the squabble published in the Courier Post July 2006. The story appears below.

Trying to access public information

(Courier Post July 5, 2006) Robert Gorman, former mayor of Gloucester City, believes he was ticketed improperly — for driving without illumination on his license plate — after he criticized members of his city\’s police force for speeding while on routine patrols.

So Gorman, who left the mayor\’s position after moving to Moorestown last year, is seeking a copy of the patrol-car videotape made shortly before he was ticketed.

The request, made in July 2004, initially sought more than a dozen documents. City officials provided some records, said others did not exist and said some, like the patrol car videotape, should not be made available.

The Government Records Council last month (June 9, 2005) referred the case to an administrative law judge, who is to determine, among other issues, whether the patrol-car videotape is a public record and whether Gloucester City can charge Gorman $48,000 to provide copies of \”all no tag light tickets issued by the Gloucester City police department.\”

The city estimates that includes more than 40,000 tickets.

The city\’s records custodian in the case is Solicitor James Maley. The custodian normally would be City Clerk Paul Kain, but he is related to Gorman.According to the GRC, Maley has said parts of the patrol-car tape are confidential and the tape can be edited only by a law-enforcement agency.

In February, Maley told the GRC that the city\’s police department \”does not have the capability to edit the tape to remove the confidential information it contains.\”

He also said city police had discussed Gorman\’s request \”with the Camden County Prosecutor\’s Office, the New Jersey Attorney General\’s Office and the local office of the FBI and all three have refused their request to edit the tape because they will only do that for law enforcement purposes, and they do not consider this request to be a law enforcement purpose.\”

Gorman had disputed that view, telling the GRC that Gloucester City police \”are capable of editing the tape themselves because of the fact that they have already edited the exact tape\” when his traffic violation was heard in municipal court.

The fight\’s about more than a traffic ticket to Gorman. \”I want a precedent,\” says Gorman, who says his case will determine whether patrol car videotapes are public records.

Gorman also says he no longer is seeking copies of the 40,000 traffic tickets.

To view the most recent legal documents on this case read more

COMMENT (S)Comment:
Bob,

I appreciate the fact you took the time to clarify the situation. At
least to me, it makes a lot more sense now. It sounds like you did
what you could do to address the situation. Ultimately, it is up to
the commanders of the Police Dept. to rectify the problem and they are
the ones liable.
How come you wanted to view just that one tape? I would think there
are a ton of tapes on file if every patrol car has one. Was it just
the officer who wrote you the ticket that you wanted to check up on?
It just seems like there is more to this than we know about, especially
with the mentioning of nj.com. It seems to me that anyone can post
anything they want on that website, free speech and everything.
However, if officers were doing this from the Police Dept. while on
duty, I would think that would be a violation of department policy.
Again, I guess it is up to the commanders of the dept. to investigate
and address any violations.
Frank G

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From former Mayor Bob Gorman

Based on the recent post, several people have asked me why I am
attempting to have the police video tape made public. Fact is it has
nothing to do with having received a ticket for not having a light
above my license plate. That minor ticket was issued several years ago
and the fine was paid in full in 2004. During that court hearing only
a portion of the tape dealing with my \”No Tag Light\” ticket was shown.

The reason I requested a full copy of the video tape back in 2003 was
based upon several officers, not all, occasionally driving through City
streets at excessive speeds and ignoring traffic laws for non-emergency
calls. Knowing that this one tape existed, I requested a full copy
excluding non-public information. I addressed this issue at the time
in the Gloucester City News and several residents agreed that something
had to be done. As Mayor I attempted to address this very dangerous
issue within the Police Committee; however, police administration
refused to follow through. I am the first to realize that officers
sometimes are required to drive at high rates of speed for emergency
situations; however, for non-emergency calls they should comply with
all traffic laws. Numerous residents complained to me about this
dangerous situation at the time and I wanted to address such before it
was too late. Later I followed up with an Open Public Records Act
(OPRA) request as a private citizen.

The Open Public Records Council issued an interim decision stating that
the tapes were public; however, the City appealled this decision.

I agree with Frank G. that the purpose of the tapes is for the
protection of everyone. That includes the child that happens to be
chasing a ball and is unable to get out of the way of a speeding
vehicle.

Also, I specifically asked the the video copy exclude personal
information about others. I only requested public information. I agree
that personal drivers license information should not be released to the
public.

As Councilman and then as Mayor I took the lead in acquiring these
recording devises so that if there ever was a question about a police
action the video recording would help sort things out. The vast
majority of the times these tapes assist the police officers in making
an open and shut case. However, on rare occasions they point out
improper actions by police officers. The point of my actions were not
to discipline anyone but to control a very dangerous situation.
Gloucester City Police Officers are good and honest people and deserve
credit for their service to the community; however, we all should be
willing to fix bad habits.

To clarify another point made, I simply made a request for public
information and at no time hired a lawyer nor do I intend to do such.
This was a simple request to receive a copy of a video tape to help
protect the public and nothing more.

I\’d like to thank Bill Cleary for maintaining a great website and wish
all a Safe and Happy New Year.

Bob Gorman

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Bill,

I\’m curious to know why Gorman wants a copy of this video tape. He stated that a copy was made which was viewed during his municipal court appearance for the tag light ticket he was issued. It seems to me that if the tape was played in court, and he viewed it along with the Judge and Prosecutor than we would have heard if the officer did anything inappropriate.

I would also be curious to know the outcome of the court case. That should be public record I would think. Was he found guilty? It sounds like Gorman, with all of his family connections running the city, believes he is above the law and should not be pulled over and ticketed. According to the article, the City Police issued some 40,000 of these tickets so it doesn\’t seem like he was singled out for this infraction.

Whether or not the video tapes from the patrol cars should be subject to OPRA is a tough call. I don\’t see a problem with the video portion but the audio portion could be a problem. If I am stopped by the police and they call in my personal information to check to see if I have any warrants out for my arrest, all my information is now on that tape. My drivers license number, social security number, birthday, address, etc. In this age of identity theft, I don\’t think anyone should be able to request and receive this information just because they want a copy of the tape. I understand these tapes are discoverable for court, and rightly so. However, it seems Gorman saw the tape in court, so why does he need a copy?

I believe those video cameras in the patrol cars are for everyone\’s protection. It protects the officers from false claims of abuse or other misconduct and it protects the citizens from the same things. Look at those Deptford cops who assaulted the prisoner in the back seatof the patrol car. If there was no tape, it would have been the prisoners word against the cops.

I don\’t believe the City is trying to hide anything, especially since the tape has been viewed in court.

Frank G.

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Bill,

I took time to read the results of your investigation. I can find almost a dozen areas that could produce healthy public discussion. I would however, like to make a few comments.

The tape once made becomes fair game under the rules for discovery if not in the OPRA arena. My Grand Jury experience leads me to believe this.

This process has to be quite frustrating to Bob Gorman. As a city official he used the same tactics the police are using to deal with the common citizen. I\’m not so sure Bob Gorman is wasting taxpayer money any more than the police department. After all, in this matter the public servant is trying to shield its actions from public view.

If Gorman is willing to put himself on public view why should our public servants have the right to block the exercise of his right. Isn\’t that what George Norcross III did in the Palmyra Tapes.

Rick Gonzales

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