FAMILY
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, \”Was I getting in or out of the bath?\”
The 94-year-old yells back, \”I don\’t know. I\’ll come up and see.\” She starts up the stairs and pauses \”Was I going up the stairs or down?\”
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, \”I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.\” She then yells, \”I\’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who\’s at the door.\”
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