Everyone is in a hurry to scream \”racism\” these days!
\”In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?\” The clerk looks at him and says, \”Are you Polish?\”
The guy (clearly offended) says, \”Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.\” If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you?\”
The clerk says, \”Well, no!\”
\”If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?\” \”Well, I probably wouldn\’t!\”
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, \”Well then, why did you ask me if I\’m Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?\”
The clerk replies, \”Because you\’re at Home Depot.\”
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