I\’ve sure gotten old!
I\’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I\’m half blind,
can\’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can\’t remember if I\’m 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver\’s license.
submitted by Bill Gross
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