EVERYONE WAS STANDING ROUND AT MICK McGILLIGANS BALL
WHEN SUDDENLY A GREAT BIG MAN CAME BURSTING THROUGH THE WALL
ALL THE BOYS STEPPED BACK A BIT WHEN THEY SAW HIS MASSIVE BULK
HE CRIED \”HELLO ME BUCKOS\” DON\’T YE KNOW ME I\’M THE HULKJ
I JUST DROPPED IN TO SEE YOU ALL
AND HAVE A PINT OR TWO
TO LET THE SONS OF IRELAND KNOW THAT I AM IRISH TOO
CHORUS
OH ME FATHER AND MOTHER WERE IRISH
THEY CAME FROM SKIBBEREEN
AND THAT\’S THE SIMPLE REASON WHY THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS GREN
YEAH THAT\’S THE SIMPLE REASON WHY THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS GREEN
WELL TALK ABOUT A HOOLEY WE HAD SUCH A MASSIVE TIME
EVERYBODY SANG A SONG AND SOME FOLKS SAID A RHYME
SOMEONE ASKED THE HULK TO SING HE SHOOK HIS MASSIVE
THEN HE DRANK A PINT OF BEER AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID
I\’D LOVE TO SING A SONG ME BOYS BUT I CAN ONLY SHOUT
THE ONLY TALENT THAT I REALLY HAVE IS HULKING OUT
CHORUS
OH ME FATHER AND MOTHER WERE IRISH
THEY CAME FROM SKIBBEREEN
AND THAT\’S THE SIMPLE REASON WHY THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS GREN
YEAH THAT\’S THE SIMPLE REASON WHY THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS GREEN
WE HULKED OUT IN THE KITCHEN
WE HULKED OUT IN THE HALL
WE HULKED OUT IN THE BATHROOM
WE HAD A HULKING BALL
WE HULKED OUT IN THE GARDEN
WE HULKED OUT IN OUR CARS
FINNEGAN, MURPHY ANDMULDOON WENT HULKING OUT IN BARS
SOMEONE CALLED THE COPS THEY CAME AND TOOK US OFF TO JAIL
AND THERE INSIDE THE PRISON CELL EVERYMAN GREW PALE
ALL EXCEPT OUR FRIEND THE HULK WHOSE FACE WAS TURNING MEAN
HE ROARED \”\’THIS IS INCREDIBLE\” AND TURNED FORTY SHADES OF GREEN
HE PULLED THE BARS FROM OUT THE WALLS
AND THREW THEM ON THE FLOOR
WE ALL ESCAPED AND SPENT THE EVENING HULKING OUT GALORE
OH ME FATHER AND MOTHER WERE IRISH
THEY CAME FROM SKIBBEREEN
AND THAT\’S THE SIMPLE REASON WHY THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS GREEN
YEAH THAT\’S THE SIMPLE REASON WHY THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS GREEN
YEAH THAT\’S THE SIMPLE REASON WHY THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS GREEN
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