How To Drive In Jersey ….

Seriously, there are only two things needed to drive effectively in NJ:

A horn and a middle finger. Everything else is superfluous, including knowing where you are going. \"ann_old_man_tricycleT.jpg\"

For those of you who live in Jersey or have lived there, these things may come as no surprise. For those who haven\’t travelled there before,
Beware, Be Prepared and Be Afraid,,,, Be Very Afraid.

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is Nork – rhymes with Fork, not New-ark. Also, Trenton is not pronounced Tren-ton, it is Trent-in.

2. The morning rush hour is from 5 AM to NOON. The evening rush hour

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