The Mormon and the Irishman

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, \”I\’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my Godly lips.\”

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, \”Me, too. I didn\’t know we had a choice.\”