She was Soooooooo Blonde .
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says \’Sign here:\’ she wrote \’Sagittarius.\’
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
Under \’education\’ on her job application, she put \’Hooked On
Phonics.\’
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange� juice can because it said \’Concentrate.\’
She told me to meet her at the corner of \’WALK\’ and \’DON\’T WALK.\’
She tried to put M&M\’s in alphabetical order.
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