An English man and an Irish man are driving head on, at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving to fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.

In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He hands the bottle to the English man, whom exclaims,\’\’ may the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.\’\’ The English man then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down.

Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irish man, whom replies: \’\’ no thanks, I\’ll just wait till the Garda (police) get here!\’\’

MARLEY, ALICE E.
(Nee Brown) on March 14, 2007 of Bellmawr. Age 77.
Beloved wife of the late Harry E. Devoted mother of Sally Marley. Loving sister of Dorothy Collins. Mrs. Marley was a former employee of Strawbridge & Clothier in the Echelon Mall.
Relatives and friends are invited to attend the viewing Saturday from 11am to 12 noon at GARDNER FUNERAL HOME, RUNNEMEDE. Funeral Service Saturday 12 noon at the funeral home. Interment Woodbury Memorial Park Cemetery, Woodbury.
In lieu of flowers the family requests that donations be made in Alice\’s memory to the Shriners Hospital, 3551 N. Broad Street, Phila., PA, 19410. Expressions of sympathy may be e-mailed to [email protected]

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By JEFFREY GOLD
The Associated Press

His hometown department had balked at hiring the amputee in April when the city\’s medical consultant ruled Feliciano was not \”physically capable.\”Read more

GIBISON, EDITH M.
(Nee Evering). On March 14, 2007 of Audubon, NJ, age 70 yrs. Beloved wife of Thomas F. Gibison; loving mother of Thomas M. Gibison and his wife Michele of Cherry Hill, NJ; dear sister of Mrs.Gwendolyn Curran of Cinnaminson, NJ; Mrs. Alice Clauss and her husband Robert of Delran, NJ, Mrs. Alberta Sue Carleton of Columbus, NJ, Mr. Leroy Evering and his wife Margaret of W. Collingswood, NJ, Mr. Benjamin Evering of Crossville, TN and the late John Evering.
Relatives and friends are invited to attend her viewing Monday morning 9AM-10:30AM at the HENRY FUNERAL HOME, 152 W. Atlantic Ave., Audubon. Funeral Service will follow 11AM at Haddonfield United Methodist Church, Warwick Rd., Haddonfield. Interment Lakeview Memorial Park, Cinnaminson, NJ.

reprinted with permission of Blue Jersey

by: jay lassiter

There is already an ordinance in effect in Gloucester City banning any signs from telephone poles and such.

I believe that the Housing and Public Works Department work together to remove these signs.

These signs should probably be reported to the City Clerk\’s office who will in turn direct it to the proper department for removal.

Signed Theresa Ritchie, Gloucester City

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On March 12, 2007 of Audubon (formerly of Haddon Heights and Haddon Township).
Loving father of Jennifer DeLauter (Daniel Gilosa) and Joshua DeLauter. Devoted son of the late Edwin and Eyleen DeLauter. Beloved brother of Brenda D. Hall of GA, Gregory DeLauter of PA and Stephanie Cunningham. Also survived by several nieces and nephews.
Mitch was a football coach for the Haddon Twp. Tigers for 7 years.
Relatives and friends are invited to attend the Visitation Thursday eve 6:30pm to 8:30pm at the BLAKE-DOYLE FUNERAL HOME, 226 Collings Ave., Collingswood. Service 8:30pm. Interment Private. In lieu of flowers the family requests memorial contributions to Juvenile Diabetes Foundation, 295 Route 70 West, Suite 2, Cherry Hill, NJ 08002.

PATTI, ANTHONY J. III
(Affectionately known as \’T\’) of West Collingswood, suddenly on March 12, 2007. Aged 21 years.
\’T\’ was born in Camden and was raised in West Collingswood. He attended Haddon Township High School where he enjoyed playing soccer. \’T\’s\’ true passion was for cars-whether working on his Chevy Cobalt SS or at work at Valley Forge Automotive in Oaklyn- it was truly when he was the happiest.
He is the beloved son of Anthony J., Jr. and his companion Suzanne; and the late Cindy Lee Patti (nee Sharp); loving brother of Christina Williams, Russell Williams and Jennifer Patti; devoted grandson of Lorraine Sharp (nee Scherer) and the late Alvin Sharp, Anthony J. Patti, Sr. and Lucy Patti; dear godson of Judith Logan and godson & nephew of the late Joseph Patti and loving uncle to Matthew.
Relatives and friends are invited to his viewing on Thurs. 6:30-9 PM and Fri. 9-9:45 AM in the McGUINNESS FUNERAL HOME, 34 Hunter St., Woodbury. Funeral Services Fri. 10 AM in the Funeral Home. Interment Eglington Cemetery, Clarksboro.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: American Cancer Society, 1851 Old Cuthbert Rd., Cherry Hill, NJ 08034.
Tributes and memories may be shared at: www.mcgfuneral.com
McGuinness Funeral Home \’The Lifetime Tribute Funeral Home\’®

In remembrance of a 23-year-old firefighter who died from a rare childhood cancer last year, the Collingswood Fire Department is sponsoring an event to raise money for cancer research on Sunday.

The event is one of more than 300 events nationwide where residents are called to shave their heads to help raise money for St. Baldrick\’s Foundation, a nonprofit organization that started in 2000.

Volunteers are recruited to have their heads shaved in public in return for pledges of financial support.

The event will beat the Collingswood Grand Ballroom at the Scottish Rite Auditorium, 315 White Horse Pike, Collingswood. Registration begins at 11 a.m. and shaving starts at noon on March 18.