Today\’s Chuckles …….The Pearly Gates

 
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
 
\”Have you ever done anything of particular merit?\” St. Peter asked.
 
\”Well, I can think of one thing,\” the man offered. \”On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn\’t listen.
 
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, \”Now, back off, or I\’ll kick the crap out of all of you!\”
 
St. Peter was impressed. \”When did this happen?\”
 
\”Couple of minutes ago.\”

submitted by Bruce Darrow

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Dirks: Outdoors books worth hunting down

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Mount Ephraim: Happy 21st Birthday to Matt DeGailler

 

Photo by Bill Bates

 

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY – Matt DeGailler of Mount Ephraim is seen exiting the elevator with step-father Joe Marini as the party of over 100 joined in celebrating the \”SURPRISE\” entrance.

 

A fabulous surprise birthday party was held at Tommy G\’s in Audubon to mark the special event.

 

Matt was joined by family, friends and many close friends from the Camden City and Mount Ephraim Fire Department\’s to honor him and joined in \”Roasting\” Matt for his birthday.

 

Happy 21st Birthday Buddy!

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MT. EPHRAIM: Public School District January Reminders

JANUARY:

2nd – School Reopens

– PTO Burger King Cashola

14th – B.O.E. Meeting 7:30 R. W. Kershaw Media Center

15th – PTO Meeting – 7 PM Mary Bray Media Center

15th – 18th – Mid-Terms Grades 5 – 8

21st – Schools Closed – Martin Luther King Day

25th – Second Marking Period Ends

 

School closing number 591 – listen to KYW or view channels 3, 6 & 10 for updates

 

If you are interested in substituting in the Mt. Ephraim School District please call 931-1634 ext. 108 for more information.

 

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January is Youth Month with Rider Athletics in Alumni Gym

January is \”Youth Month\” with Rider Athletics and all kids 18 and under get free admission to all home men\’s and women\’s basketball and wrestling events.

Groups and teams are also welcome and discounted tickets are available for parents and/or coaches who will be attending with them.

Please contact Cherie Voorhees in the Department of Athletics at 609-896-5054 to reserve your free tickets.

The home January contests are:
Wednesday, January 2 – Women\’s Basketball vs. Virginia 7:00pm
Friday, January 4 – Wrestling vs. Purdue 1:00pm
Friday, January 4 – Men\’s Basketball vs. Marist 7:00pm
Sunday, January 6 – Men\’s Basketball vs. Canisius 2:00pm
Friday, January 11 – Women\’s Basketball vs. Saint Peter\’s 7:00pm
Sunday, January 13 – Women\’s Basketball vs. Loyola 1:00pm
Sunday, January 13 – Men\’s Basketball vs. Loyola 3:00pm
Monday, January 21 – Men\’s Basketball vs. Iona 7:00pm
Thursday, January 24 – Men\’s Basketball vs. Manhattan 7:00pm
Friday, January 25 – Women\’s Basketball vs. Fairfield 7:00pm

The complete athletics schedule is available by clicking the link below. For more information on Rider Athletics, visit the website at www.gobroncs.com.


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Mount Ephraim: Putting the final touches on the Borough’s Christmas Tree

 

 

 

Photo By Bill Bates

 

HANGING LIGHTS – Mount Ephraim Department of Public Works employee Harry Smith finishes checking a few bulbs to the lights on the town Christmas tree outside the Mary Bray School just before the towns annual Christmas Parade up Kings Highway. Santa and Mrs. Claus have been making a special visit to town at the end of the parade each year for the past 13 years and have been lighting the town tree ever since to officially start the holiday season in Mount Ephraim.

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New London CT: Brooklawn School Board\’s Unique Funding Idea Catches on Across America

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Sad News to Report; Ron Trovillo, former Gloucester City Police Officer has passed away

Dear Friends and Family,

This is to let you know that on December 19, 2007 at 8:00PM Ron Trovillo passed away after a lengthy illness.

Thank you for all your support, thoughts and prayers during this time. Ron is in a better place now.

Love to all,
Margie, Tom and Dennis Trovillo

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Joanna Guarnere, age 64, of Bellmawr

GUARNERE, JOANNA I.

(Nee Sama) on December 17, 2007 of Bellmawr. Age 64.
Beloved wife of Eugene. Devoted mother of Gus Guarnere and Annette Hall of Bellmawr, and Anne Revas and her husband Dion of Bellmawr. Dear sister of Laura Nemes (Bob), Michael Sama (Linda), Josie Dean (Rick) and the late Barbara Glynn. Grandmother of Gus, Jr., Amanda, Stephanie, Angelena and Danielle. Also survived by many loving family members.
Relatives and friends are invited to attend the viewing Thursday evening from 7 to 9pm and Friday morning from 8:15 to 9:15am at GARDNER FUNERAL HOME, RUNNEMEDE. Funeral Mass Friday 10am at Annunciation BVM Chu-rch, Bellmawr.Interment Calvary Cemetery, Cherry Hill, NJ. Expressions of sympathy may be e-mailed to Condolences @GardnerFuneral Home.com

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South Jersey Outdoors: Getting out of Dodge……

Monday, December 17, 2007 (Reprinted with permission of Doug Skinner )

Getting out of Dodge… 


BY DOUG SKINNER


Err, well, getting out of Jersey that is…

Yep, it\’s time for my annual southern migration to the sunshine state. There is something about visiting Florida in the winter that really helps recharge teh batteries for the beginning of the New Year.

While I\’m down there, I\’ll be fishing, spending time on the beach with my wife, and hopefully taking a few day trips to some secluded areas like Cayo Costa State Park…It\’s a park that is only accessible by boat, be it private or ferry. If you are ever in the area it\’s definitely a site to see. A couple of charter trips are run by Captiva Cruises, and Tropic Star Cruises…It is worth the trip no matter how you get there.

As you can see from the photo, the beaches aren\’t crowded, the Gulf of Mexico is bright blue, and there are few places in Southwest Florida that are more relaxing.

Also, this vacation will mark my first opportunity to fish with an experienced guide. During the last couple of years, I\’ve packed my rods, and tried my hand at chasing some of Florida\’s most popular game fish, the Redfish, Snook, and Tarpon. My fishing experience is limited to this area so Florida is a whole new world too me…I\’ve done moderately well on my own, but I hope with a guide I can take it up a notch and really land some nice fish.

Once in a while, we have to stretch our wings and go on vacation. There are great opportunities to enjoy the outdoors in every state, and you can bet that I will take advantage of all Florida has to offer….

See you all in the New Year, and have a happy and healthy holiday season!

 

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