Chuckles by Gary M

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, \”Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.\”

\”Oh yeah?\” said Charlie, \”And how did this one end?\”

\”When it was over,\” Mike replied, \”She came to me on her hands and knees.

\”Really,\” said Charles, \”Now that\’s a switch! What did she say?\”

She said, \”Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.\”

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Bellmawr History

COURIER POST
1683: John Hugg, an Irish Quaker immigrant, purchases 100 acres at the junction of Little Timber and Big Timber creeks. The area is known as Huggville for generations to come.

1840: Hedding United Methodist Church is founded and the region is popularly referred to as \”Heddings.\”

1868: Hedding Church is rebuilt after a fire destroys the original structure.

1896: Hedding Church is rebuilt after a fire destroyed the second structure. This building, too, is damaged by fire.

1900: A village store is built at Browning Lane and Black Horse Pike to serve the growing population.

1926: The borough of Bellmawr officially is incorporated the same year as the United States celebrates its 150th anniversary. The borough\’s principal landowners are the Bell family, after whom the town is named, along with the Marples, Brownings, Glovers, Budds, Zanes, Crispins, Starrs, Haines and Rowlands.

1930s: Borough faces significant financial hardship during the Great Depression. Borough hall is built under the federal Works Progress Administration program.

1941: Bellmawr Park built as part of a federal housing project.

1976: Bellmawr celebrates 50 years as U.S. celebrates bicentennial.

2001: Bellmawr mail facility closes briefly due to concerns over anthrax following the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Sources: \”Courier-Post\’ archive

LANDMARKS IN BELLMAWR
1. Club Diner, 20 N. Black Horse Pike. It is celebrating its 60th year.

2. Hedding United Methodist Church, 53 N. Black Horse Pike. While not the original structure, the church still provided the name for the area for decades after it was built in 1840.

3. Bellmawr Lake Park off Creek Road, opened in 1957 and included 10 acres of land, a 200-foot by 300-foot lake, dance pavilion, refreshment stand and picnic tables. It now offers miniature golf, a water slide and picnic groves.

QUOTABLE
\”That\’s the way we are in South Jersey. We help each other out.\”

Joe Paul, Bellmawr resident and winner of the Wing Bowl in 2000, on his interaction with fellow South Jerseyan and Wing Bowl legend Bill Simmons

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News Round-up Saturday, March 10

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Blue Jersey News Round-up Friday, March 9

reprinted with permission of Blue Jersey

by: DBK

How\’d you all enjoy International Women\’s Day yesterday?

  • As of this morning, the winning lottery ticket for the Mega Millions lottery that was purchased in Woodbine, New Jersey still has not been turned in for the prize. The winning numbers were 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42…just kidding. The Lost fans among you will get that. The real winning numbers are 16, 22, 29, 39, 42 and Mega Ball 20. And I need a new car.
  • Legislation creating sales-tax exemptions for gym and golf-club memberships and parking at municipal, county, or higher-education facilities stalled Thursday in the governor\’s office. Governor Corzine would prefer that only non-profit clubs be exempted (e.g., YMCAs).
  • A bipartisan commission that supervises the Office of Legislative Services released the following statement regarding a federal subpoena issued to the OLS:

    \”Based on the briefing that the Legislative Services Commission has just received, the commission now has a sense that the Office of Legislative Services has acted properly and fully complied with all of its obligations.\”

  • Sources say that the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey has narrowed its search for a new president for the scandal-ridden school to one person, but hasn\’t made him an offer yet. William F. Owen Jr., chancellor of the University of Tennessee Health Science Center, is the man. His last, remaining competitor decided not to seek the job any further.
  • Daylight Savings Time is early this year. Turn your clocks ahead on Sunday (at 2AM if you are a stickler for precision). If you work in the software industry and deal with MicroSoft, you should have tested their Daylight Savings Time patch by now. If you haven\’t, you\’d better get moving.
  • Even town council politics can be dirty as sin, so take this as a cautionary tale:

    A budget motel clerk said Thursday that former Atlantic City Council President Craig Callaway rented the room in mid-November where City Councilman Gene Robinson said video of him receiving oral sex was filmed Nov. 13.

    The video, which also shows Robinson giving the woman money, was then allegedly used in an attempt to blackmail Robinson, 65, into resigning from council.

    That lead was so well-written, all I had to do was quote it. Nice. Oh, and for an extra twist, Robinson is a minister with Second Baptist Church in Atlantic City. This whole story is so creepy, I need to take a break to wash my eyes with vinegar. Read the whole thing to see what I mean. In a related story (as I see it), the Atlantic City Council eliminated the five thousand dollars in its budget that funded its ethics board, which is supposed to enforce the council\’s ethics rules. The irony is washing in like waves over the dunes.

  • American Idol fans voted Point Pleasant\’s Antonella Barba off the show last night. Ms Barba has a nice voice, but as good as she is, it would be dishonest to praise her above her merits just because she\’s a Jersey Girl. Several of the other people on the show are just much better singers. Sorry. No disrespect intended. To her great credit, she handled the nonsense that surrounded her appearance on the show with poise. She has talent, though.
  • Governor Corzine\’s political enemies are still at pains to make something from nothing by continuing to demand answers about the governor\’s relationship with union leader Carla Katz. The gov\’s response is that his private life is private. Since I do so love editorializing in these news roundups (it\’s what I do; it\’s who I am), I have to ask: what do the governor\’s enemies trying to say he\’s doing? Cutting deals to give stuff away to the union because his ex-girlfriend is a union leader? \”They used to date three years ago. They must be doing something bad together.\” Seriously, can we all please stop paying attention to the most juvenile garbage and use that energy for real issues? Is that too much to ask? If someone has evidence of wrong-doing, then out with it or shut up already. We are now pushing two years of listening to speculation about this and nobody has found a single instance of anything shady. Do you get the feeling that this is just political nonsense?
  • So what\’s on your mind in the great state of New Jersey today?

    DBK :: News Roundup, Friday, March 9, 2007

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    STILL MISSING

    Robert Dornbach

    Still Missing Endangered Runaway ROBERT DORNBACH, of Gloucester City NJ last seen November 2005. He left his home in Gloucester City and never returned. ANYONE HAVING INFORMATION SHOULD CONTACT
    National Center for Missing & Exploited Children
    1-800-843-5678 (1-800-THE-LOST)

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    Gloucester City Police Department (New Jersey) 1-856-456-0900

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    Henrietta Dominik, age 87, of Bellmawr

    DOMINIK, HENRIETTA
    (nee Jusiak), on March 7, 2007, of Bellmawr. Age 87.
    Beloved wife of the late Edward S., Sr. Devoted mother of Edward S., Jr. (Suzanne) and the late Marilyn Connors. Grandmother of Michael and Joseph. Sister of Dolores Baptiste, Jenny Pisarcik and Edward Jusiak.
    Mrs. Dominik was a member of the Bellmawr Senior Citizens Club.
    There will be a viewing from 8:15 to 9:15am Tuesday morning at GARDNER FUNERAL HOME, RUNNE-MEDE. Funeral Mass 10am Annunciation BVM Church, Bellmawr. Interment St. Joseph\’s Cemetery, Chews Landing.
    Expressions of sympathy
    may be e-mailed to [email protected]

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    Obit Miller (Gloucester City)

    MILLER, JASON J.
    On March 5, 2007, of Gloucester City, NJ, age 25.
    He is the beloved son of Debra Miller and loving nephew of Susan DiGiacomo, Rowe Iaanese, Jake Miller and Madeline Agnew. His dear aunt and Godmother Helen Vizcarrondo, cousins Angie, Jennifer, Samantha, Vincent, Faith, Eileen and many loving friends also survive him. Jason loved animals and worked at Debbie\’s Dog Parlor in Gloucester City.
    Relatives and friends are invited to meet Friday evening from 6:00 to 8:00 PM at the ETHERINGTON-CRERAN FUNERAL HOME, 700 POWELL ST., GLOUCESTER CITY, NJ. Jason\’s Memorial Service will be held at 8:00 PM. Interment is private at the request of the family.

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    Obit Detterline (Bellmawr)

    DETTERLINE
    Barbara J.
    (nee Hoefer), on March 6, 2007, of Bellmawr. Age 77.
    Wife of the late William. Mother of Barbara A. Detterline. Survived by her granddoggie Zoey. Sister of K. Joy Matchett. Aunt of Bobby, David and Dale Matchett and Lucille Legidakes. Also survived by great nieces and nephews, a host of friends and her friend, Dr. Lisa Rink, whose love, caring & expertise gave us those few extra days to say good-bye.
    Mrs. Detterline was a member of the Golden Girls Bowling League. She was a former cafeteria worker at Bell Oaks School. She also enjoyed spending time with her neighborhood friends.
    There will be a viewing from 7 to 9pm Friday eve and 9 to 10am Saturday morning at GARDNER FUNERAL HOME, BELLMAWR. Funeral Service 10am Saturday at the funeral home. Entombment Locustwood Memorial Park, Cherry Hill. Family requests in lieu of flowers donations be made in Mrs. Detterline\’s memory to the American Heart Assoc., 1 Union St., Suite 301, Robbinsville, NJ 08691, to the NJ Boxer Rescue, Inc., P.O. Box 564, Middlesex, NJ 08846 or to the charity of the donor\’s choice.
    Expressions of sympathy may be e-mailed to
    Condolences@Gardner

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    Chuckles by Jes

    SENIOR DRIVING

    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife\’s voice urgently warning him, \”Herman, I just heard on the news that there\’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!\”
    \”Heck,\” said Herman, \”It\’s not just one car. It\’s hundreds of them!\”

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    Faulker Act or Optional Municipal Charter Law/The different forms of NJ governments

    Faulkner Act (New Jersey)

    The Optional Municipal Charter Law or Faulkner Act provides New Jersey municipalities with a variety of models of local government. This legislation is called the Faulkner Act in honor of the late Bayard H. Faulkner, former mayor of Montclair and chairman of the Commission on Municipal Government.

    Overview

    The Faulkner Act offers four basic plans (Mayor-Council, Council-Manager, Small Municipality and Mayor-Council-Administrator) and two procedures by which the voters of a municipality can adopt one of these plans. The Act provides many choices for communities with a preference for a strong executive and professional management of municipal affairs. Twenty-one percent of the municipalities in New Jersey, including the six most populous cities — Newark, Jersey City, Camden, Trenton, Paterson and Elizabeth — all govern under the provisions of the Faulkner Act. More than half of all New Jersey residents reside in municipalities with Faulkner Act charters.

    In all Faulkner Act municipalities, regardless of the particular form, citizens enjoy the right of Initiative and referendum, meaning that proposed ordinances can be introduced directly by the people without action by the local governing body. This right is exercised by preparing a conforming petition signed by 10% of the registered voters who turned out in the last general election in an odd-numbered year (i.e., the most recent General Assembly election). Once the petition is submitted, the local governing body can vote to pass the requested ordinance, and if they refuse, it is then submitted directly to the voters.

    History

    The Faulkner Act was created to provide municipalities with greater flexibility than provided in New Jersey\’s traditional forms of government (City, Township, Borough, Town and Village) and to expand on the reforms provided in the Walsh Act and the 1923 Municipal Manager Law.

    As originally enacted in 1950, the Faulkner Act provided for three forms of government: Mayor-Council, Council-Manager and Small Municipality. Within each form, letter codes designated predefined aspects of each form and its individual arrangement of options, such as partisan or nonpartisan elections, concurrent or staggered terms, all at large or a combination of ward and at large seats.

    In 1981, the Faulkner Act was significantly amended. The letter codes were eliminated, and the number of varieties within each plan was greatly increased. The Council-Manager plan was amended to include the option of having a mayor chosen by the electorate. A new form, Mayor-Council-Administrator, was added. Municipalities were also given greater flexibility to amend their Faulkner Act charter without having to place the entire charter on the ballot.

    Forms of Government

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