SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife\’s voice urgently warning him, \”Herman, I just heard on the news that there\’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!\”
\”Heck,\” said Herman, \”It\’s not just one car. It\’s hundreds of them!\”
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