- Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal and says to the first man he meets, \”Do you want to go to heaven?\”
- The man said, \”I do, Father.\”
- The priest said, \”Then stand over there against the wall.\”
- Then the priest asked the second man, \”Do you want to go to heaven?\”
- \”Certainly, Father,\” was the man\’s reply.
- \”Then stand over there against the wall,\” said the priest.
- Then Father Murphy walked up to O\’Toole and said, \”Do you want to go to heaven?\”
- O\’Toole said, \”No, I don\’t, Father.\”
- The priest said, \”I don\’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don\’t want to go to heaven?\”
- O\’Toole said, \”Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.\”
- submitted by Gloucester City Firefighter Dan McGlinsey
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