Chuckles submitted by Bill Grossl

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I\’m Kelly. How\’d you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn\’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everyw here, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn\’t look in the freezer—we\’d both still be alive more chuckles .