- My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
- He has his food prepared for him.
- His meals are provided at no cost to him.
- He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
- For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
- He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
- If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
- He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
- He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
- He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
- All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
- I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~
- My dog is a CONGRESSMAN!
submitted by Cathi G.
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