Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that
at my age I don\’t really give a rat\’s ass anymore.
If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn\’t run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don\’t think so.
Now that I\’m older, here\’s what I\’ve discovered:
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