60\’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging
baby boomers.
They include:
HERMAN\’S HERMITS — Mrs.. Brown, You\’ve Got a Lovely Walker.
RINGO STARR — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
THE BEE GEES — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
BOBBY DARRIN — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin\’ a Flash.
ROBERTA FLACK — The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
JOHNNY NASH — I Can\’t See Clearly Now
PAUL SIMON — Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
THE COMMODORES — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
MARVIN GAYE — Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
PROCOL HAREM — A Whiter Shade of Hair.
LEO SAYER — You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
THE TEMPTATIONS — Papa\’s Got a Kidney Stone.
ABBA — Denture Queen.
TONY ORLANDO — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
HELEN REDDY — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
LESLIE GORE — It\’s My Procedure, and I\’ll Cry If I Want To.
And a big favorite:
WILLIE NELSON — On the Commode Again
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