Chuckles submitted by Joe Miller

This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
\”Hi, how are you?\”

I\’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don\’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
\”Doin\’ just fine!\”

And the other person says:
\”So what are you up to?\”

What kind of question is that? At that point, I\’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
\”Uhhh, I\’m like you, just traveling!\”

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
\”Can I come over?\”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
\”No…….I\’m a little busy right now!!!\”

Then I hear the person say nervously…

\”Listen, I\’ll have to call you back. There\’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

 

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