Chuckles submitted by Bill Grossl

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I\’m Kelly. How\’d you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn\’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everyw here, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn\’t look in the freezer—we\’d both still be alive

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DoD Identifies Fou Army Casualties Killed in Afghanistan

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TIPS AND SNIPPETS FOR MONDAY, AUGUST 4th

Hi Bill,

I was told this week by a friend of mine in the Gloucester City Police Department that mayor and council sent out an order to all department heads that all employees issued a vehicle by the City are no longer allowed to take their vehicle home with them if they live out of town; and they are no longer allowed to use these vehicles for personal use.

 

Those employees who live in town can take their car home but can only use it to go to and from work and during work hours.

 

I was told this hit the police chief hard because he sold his car when he was issued the City car and now he has to borrow his daughters car to get to work (from Deptford). I think this was a long time coming and with the current cost of fuel it was the right move.

 

It is not often I commend the city government but when they earn it, I give it. I think the city should get a Cheer in your next Cheers and Jeers column for this order.

 

I was also thinking that since the Police Chief and Deputy Chief are hosting the Annual Night Out tomorrow, Tuesday, maybe residents should be encouraged to attend to take advantage of a rare public sighting of these two and ask questions and voice concerns they may have. It seems like it would be a good time and they could prove to the public that they do care about the residents of this city, if they indeed do.

 

I know I have some questions, especially after reading in the paper this past week about what Camden City Police are doing to get more officers on the street. They did away with many of the specialized units. Our police department has 30 officers and only 18 work uniformed patrol. We need more cops on the street. They should take a page from the Camden Chief’s book.

 

By the way the new chief in Camden grew up in Gloucester City. He graduated from St. Mary\’s School and Gloucester Catholic High School. Good to see a Gloucester Boy succeed. Take it easy.


A Gloucester City Resident

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Forces Kill Militants, Detain Suspects in Afghanistan

Link: DefenseLink News Article:

WASHINGTON, Aug. 3, 2008 – Coalition and Afghan forces killed more than a dozen militants and detained two during operations in Afghanistan over the past few days, military officials said.

A militant was killed and two were detained during a coalition forces operation yesterday in Ghazni province targeting a militant who officials said planned roadside bomb attacks and conducted indirect-fire attacks against coalition forces.

In an Aug. 1 operation in Farah province, coalition forces killed several militants. Officials said intelligence reports helped to pinpoint the militants’ location in a remote area known to be a safe haven for Taliban and foreign fighters.

After the militants were positively identified and U.S. forces determined there were no noncombatants in the area, officials said, coalition aircraft carried out an air strike.

Elsewhere, coalition and Afghan forces killed more than a dozen militants during a security patrol in the Shaheed Hasas district of Oruzgan province Aug. 1, officials reported.

While coalition and Afghan forces were conducting a mounted patrol, a roadside bomb detonated, striking a coalition vehicle. Militants then attacked the patrol with small arms and indirect fire. Coalition and Afghan forces responded with small-arms fire and close-air support, killing more a dozen militants, officials said.

No coalition forces, Afghan forces or civilian casualties were reported.

(Compiled from Combined Joint Task Force 101 news releases.)
Related Sites:
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SPORTS:Gloucester Catholic hires alumnus to coach softball

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Wayne A. Rogers, of Gloucester City, Vietnam Army Veteran

 

On July 30, 2008. Age 54. Of Gloucester City. Formerly of West Deptford. Loving husband of 14 years of Stacey M. Rogers (nee Bigi). Loving father of Wayne A., Jr. and Christopher Rogers, John and Angel Hammock. Loving grandfather of Samantha, Wayne, III, Aliyah and Nicolette. Dear brother of Patty Ann Herbert, Michael Rogers and Bernadette Jean Risenhoover.


Wayne proudly served our country during the Vietnam War in the U.S. Army. He worked many years driving trucks for American Asphalt.


Relatives and friends are kindly invited to attend his viewing on Thursday evening from 7 to 9 pm and Friday morning from 10 to 11:30 am at the Lighthouse Baptist Church: 811 Market Street, Gloucester City. Baptist service 11:30 am in the church officiated by Dr. Jim Doster.


Burial with Military Honors Brigadier General William C. Doyle Veterans Cemetery, Arneytown, NJ. The family requests memorial donations in Wayne’s memory to Lighthouse Baptist Church at the above address.


Expressions of sympathy can be e-mailed to the family through our funeral home website www.mccannhealey.com under online obituaries of Wayne A. Rogers, Sr. Funeral Arrangements and Inquiries may be made through: McCANN-HEALEY FUNERAL HOME: 851 Monmouth Street, Gloucester City. Phone: 856-456-1142.

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State Legion Baseball Finals: Final 8 opens today

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CLEARYSNOTEBOOK Service was temporary interrupted/problem solved

The service I use, TypePad was having a problem recently operating in Internet Explorer. Some of you might have had trouble logging on to CNB as a result.

The problem has been solved. We apologize for the inconvenience.

For the future you may want to bookmark this link. You can see the status of the blog, whether it is up and running. http://status.sixapart.com/

Thank you again for your patience.

Bill Cleary

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SPORTS:Matt Wieters No. 1 in MLN Ones2Watch Baseball 2008

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Obit: Mary Leeds, 83, of Gloucester City/ devoted St. Mary\’s parishioner

LEEDS

Mary Catherine

 

On August 1, 2008. (nee Franklin) Age 83. Of Gloucester City. Loving wife of 44 years to the late A. William Leeds. Loving and caring mother of William F. (Joann) Leeds of Gloucester City and Mary P. Dziengowski of FL. Loving grandmother of Christine Simon, Brian Leeds and Stefanie Clark. Devoted great-grandmother of 6. Loving sister of William (Janet) Franklin, Patrick (Heidi) Franklin and Brother-In-Law Joseph Leeds. Also survived by many nieces and nephews. Mary was a longtime resident of Gloucester City.


She was a 1942 graduate of Holy Spirit High School in Atlantic City. Mary was a faithful and devoted parishioner of St. Mary’s R.C. Church in Gloucester City, where she was a member of the church choir. She also was involved in the Saints and Singers and the Gloucester City Community Choir for many years. Mary will be remembered by her family and friends for her humorous writing and poetry.


Relatives and friends are kindly invited to attend her viewing on Tuesday evening from 7 to 9 pm and Wednesday morning from 9 to 10 am at the McCANN-HEALEY FUNERAL HOME: 851 Monmouth St. (at Brown St.) Gloucester City, NJ 08030. Mass of Christian Burial will be celebrated 10:30 am at Saint Mary’s R.C. Church: 426 Monmouth Street, Gloucester City. Burial New Saint Mary’s Cemetery, Bellmawr.


The family requests memorial donations in Mary’s memory to the St. Vincent DePaul Society at the church address listed above. Expressions of sympathy can be e-mailed to the family through our funeral home website www.mccannhealey.com under online obituaries of Mary Catherine Leeds. Funeral Arrangements and Inquiries may be made through: McCANN-HEALEY FUNERAL HOME: 851 Monmouth Street, Gloucester City. Phone: 856-456-1142.

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