Dear Dogs and Cats:

• The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn\’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

• I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

National School Choice Week (Jan. 25-31, 2015), and parents, students, teachers, and concerned citizens are rallying for education options for all children.

As Kira Davis explains, there are five key areas that determine the success of your child, yet the government has significant control of one area: education. 

Your Life Partner

Upon Ptl. Mason\’s arrival at the store the loss prevention officer already had the suspect in custody. It was found that he attempted to walk out of the store with two electric razors without paying for same. As the loss prevention officer attempted to stop the suspect at the door a scuffle ensued and he was taken into custody a short time later. 

(New York, N.Y. – Jan. 30, 2015) On February 4, 2014, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency will hold a public meeting to discuss how a new scientific study about a previously unknown contaminant relates to the ongoing cleanup at the Reich Farm Superfund site in Toms River formerly Dover, Ocean County, NJ. The EPA will be joined by scientists from the National Toxicology Program to discuss the study. EPA does not plan to make a
ny changes to the groundwater treatment system currently operating at the site, but does intend to make adjustments to the cleanup goals based on the new information. The meeting will take place on Wednesday, February 4, 2015 at 6:00 pm at the Ocean County Library Toms River Branch, 101 Washington Street, Toms River, NJ.